Darth Vader substitute teacher about the physics of the Death Star

The St. George School is accepting applications for substitute teachers for Kindergarten through 8th grade.  See bottom for details or keep reading for "job description."

Advanced knowledge of velociraptor hunting techniques, intimidating strength in the force, and Death Star battle station design skills are not required, though they may be helpful.  Also, you are not allowed to turn students into omelets.

Pay is $110 per day.

Applications can be found here.

Cassie Kilbride
Business Manager
St. George Municipal School Unit
PO Box 153
Tenants Harbor, ME 04860